

“This movie is a joke as a movie, as an action movie, and as a comedy, if it was even meant to be one.

Get it? This third installment of The Expendables Franchise was written by Sylvester Stallone, Creighton Rothenberger, and Katrin Benedikt, the characters were created by David Callaham.

The Expendables 3 even has Jet Li for a few moments as Yin Yang. The Expendables 3 stars Sylvester Stallone as Sylvester Stallone and Barney Ross, Jason Statham as Jason Statham and Lee Christmas, Harrison Ford as Harrison Ford and Colonel Drummer, Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator and Trench, Mel Gibson as Mel Gibson and Stonebanks, Wesley Snipes as Doc, Dolph Lundgren as Gunner Jensen, Randy Couture as Toll Road, Terry Crews as Caesar, Kelsey Grammer as Kelsey Grammer and Bonaparte, Antonio Banderas as Galgo, and Ronda Rousey as Luna, and many more. This movie has an all-star cast of celebrities like you’ve never seen and manages to hit the lowest of new lows. If you can’t bear to watch a two-hour film about absolutely nothing, enjoy the action-packed, verbally-packed 2-minute trailer of Basicc’s commentary instead. It just isn’t complete without Basicc, and it really isn’t complete with him either. The Expendables 3 would be a mortal sin without Basicc’s full length commentary from start to finish, which includes an introduction from Sylvester Stallone himself.
